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fivemuskaqueers:

fivemuskaqueers:

MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME

GUESS WHO FINALLY HAS GRAPES

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eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

Excuse you

So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.

Not just the men.

Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends.

we all need this on our blogs

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Anonymous asked: do u have twitter

Answer:

yes I do :)

i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life

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i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me

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“TRUST FALL” i shout as i jump out of the airplane without a parachute

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